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KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/10/17, 04:34 PM But wouldn't say anywhere else..... 10. Nuts...my shaft is bent. 9. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 7. Look at the size of his putter. 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 5. Mind if I join your threesome? 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired. 1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first. I hope this doesn't get deleted...I thought it was pretty funny myself.....:big_smile:
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2006/10/17, 06:33 PM Amazing! -------------- You are what you eat. So stay away from the jerk chicken. Ivan Montreal Canada (City of Festivals)
	2006/10/17, 06:45 PM looking forward to saying those things when I pick up the game
SFGiantsMVP Posts: 1,533 Joined: 2005/12/04	2006/10/17, 06:46 PM My Balls are always landing in the WRONG place!
SFGiantsMVP Posts: 1,533 Joined: 2005/12/04	2006/10/17, 06:47 PM Whoo Hoo!, in the BUSH again!
BILL06 Posts: 755 Joined: 2006/08/08	2006/10/17, 07:29 PM Keep your balls clean and your putter covered.
yadmit Posts: 4,670 Joined: 2003/10/05	2006/10/17, 07:37 PM My son looked at me one day and said, "Dad, do you know where my balls are?" I stifled a laugh, knowing what he really meant as we loaded our golf gear into the car. "No, son, where are they?" "In my secret bag." -------------- I am training for birthdays. Be here. Live. Love. Hope. Now. Faith. Believe. You. - Keith Urban They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol
flyonthewall Posts: 1,823 Joined: 2005/01/18	2006/10/17, 07:42 PM I prefer to play with ladies balls.......no really:) -------------- Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. -------------- The harder you fall, the higher you bounce
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/10/18, 08:27 AM secret bag...oh thats hilarious!!!!!:big_smile:
sstump1 Posts: 1,227 Joined: 2005/03/20	2006/10/18, 10:43 AM Not quite 24 hours old...mods are slipping.
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/10/18, 12:33 PM one of the mods responded here....he said it was amazing.... :)
sstump1 Posts: 1,227 Joined: 2005/03/20	2006/10/23, 02:20 PM Ivan doesn't count he's Canadian....Remember
yadmit Posts: 4,670 Joined: 2003/10/05	2006/10/23, 02:24 PM Take off, eh. -------------- I am training for birthdays. Be here. Live. Love. Hope. Now. Faith. Believe. You. - Keith Urban They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/10/23, 02:28 PM I DIDN'T SAY IT.........after seeing george is from cananda...I was smart enough to quit the canadian cracks...probably why my new pics haven't posted...my old ways are haunting me....BUT...I did come across something funny....Canadian Army was in a list of oxymorons I found on the net....BUT the funny part is I sent it to a Canadian...we'll just call him DimTay to protect his identity...but he didn't get...that was even funnier...
sstump1 Posts: 1,227 Joined: 2005/03/20	2006/10/23, 02:31 PM Canadian Military is sort of like the CFL....we send them there till we need em? Right?
yadmit Posts: 4,670 Joined: 2003/10/05	2006/10/23, 02:44 PM It wasn't even funny. -------------- I am training for birthdays. Be here. Live. Love. Hope. Now. Faith. Believe. You. - Keith Urban They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/10/23, 03:10 PM ewwww....somebody's in a full of the sass mood today...it was funny t...don't pout...it's not attractive...:love: and stump...I'm...a...gonna have to look up what "CFL" is to to give you an answer...give me a minute....
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/10/23, 03:12 PM Ok stump...football jokes....not so good...gonna have to give you a 4.8 on the funny scale....
sstump1 Posts: 1,227 Joined: 2005/03/20	2006/10/23, 03:19 PM If I were a Canadian my handicap would give me another 4 pts for that one. :big_smile:
yadmit Posts: 4,670 Joined: 2003/10/05	2006/10/23, 03:37 PM It wasn't funny at all... CFL - Canadian Football League.... t -------------- I am training for birthdays. Be here. Live. Love. Hope. Now. Faith. Believe. You. - Keith Urban They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/10/23, 04:02 PM Already looked it up...you may notice my post about football jokes being not very funny a few posts up...Ok Tim...guess it wasn't funny....I still think it was funny...
raiderfanusa Posts: 139 Joined: 2002/06/06	2006/11/28, 02:00 PM It takes a lot of ball to play the way I do ! LOL ! -------------- Only two defending forces have ever offered to die for You. Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. Both died for your Freedom!
BILL06 Posts: 755 Joined: 2006/08/08	2006/11/28, 04:55 PM takes a lot of balls to be a raiders fan...... Go Pats...:laugh: -------------- " Once upon a time there was a light in my life, Now theres only love in the dark "
raiderfanusa Posts: 139 Joined: 2002/06/06	2006/11/29, 05:18 PM LMAO.............. !!! Too funny and unfortunately true. Good Luck Pats! -------------- Only two defending forces have ever offered to die for You. Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. Both died for your Freedom!
bigandrew Posts: 5,146 Joined: 2002/10/21	2006/11/30, 10:22 AM man, my balls went into the water again -------------- Get your bicep curling, cut off shirt, matching workout outfit wearing,flexing in mirror "toned" wanna-be ass , out of my squat rack! People don't reach thier true potental, only those who seek it.
raiderfanusa Posts: 139 Joined: 2002/06/06	2006/11/30, 03:26 PM Do You have any Balls?
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2006/11/30, 03:27 PM Why are your balls blue? -------------- Curl Jockeys, get outta the squat rack! Warning:Deadlifting going on! 7707mutt@freetrainers.com
ATIGER Posts: 992 Joined: 2003/02/26	2006/11/30, 03:35 PM After hitting a long stroke, it went in the hole My college buddies and I played golf recently and kept coming up with comments such as these. We said that we were coming up with songs for a rap album
jaytori129 Posts: 657 Joined: 2006/11/14	2006/11/30, 03:36 PM Try and hit the range guy with your balls, man I can't believe I sliced my ball....oh and the classic What kinda balls you got?
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/11/30, 03:55 PM "Try and hit the range guy with your balls":big_smile:
jaytori129 Posts: 657 Joined: 2006/11/14	2006/11/30, 05:56 PM I forgot one of my buddies was telling a story we all laughed at him at the same time he was so proud he got an eagle on a par 5 here is his exact comment..."Man I rode that Pin so hard My ball slammed in the hole" :laugh::laugh::laugh:
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/11/30, 06:07 PM :big_smile::laugh: