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Dave1982 Posts: 7 Joined: 2003/12/30	2007/05/28, 08:00 AM ============ Quoting from k-ok: According to some doctor on Oprah, lose 35# and you will gain an inch! ============= This is true enough, I lost about 45 pounds in the last few months and my girlfriend thought I was starting to work a new routine into my weight lifting or something.lol
wrestler125 Posts: 4,619 Joined: 2004/01/27	2008/03/08, 11:11 PM This was starting to fall into abyss... I can't believe no one has posted here since May... Aaron probably hates me... -------------- SQUAT MORE ~Jesse Marunde Blood Guts Sweat Chalk
BlkPrince99 Posts: 68 Joined: 2007/11/20	2008/03/13, 12:40 PM effalunt you must not be packing I don't know what type of girls you date but size does matter the women I have been with find it hard near imposible to go back to the smaller guy, but do your thing go ahead and build alot of muscle and think women don't care because yes women like guy with nice cars and big muscles but when it gets to the bed room if arnold has webster in between his legs she ain't trying to here that she might say its ok but trust me its a guy like me making it ok on the side (9+)
	2008/03/13, 12:51 PM UUM prince, I think effalant aint packing anything since she's a female but really, congratulations on your package. Way to go Wrestler. -------------- Aboard the MV The Shop no longer Sometimes life is like herding cats Charlie
corless319 Posts: 118 Joined: 2008/03/07	2008/03/13, 02:50 PM haha wow what a great thread. I don't care what females say size doesnt matter. Size may not matter to them. I know that in every relationship, healthy relationship some size does matter cause if someone was backing a third pinky I'm sure the female wouldnt be satisfied. And that would lead to problems. I know im not packing 12 inches like blak god up there but what I have works. haha. Also treating females good is a good way to keep them around. I have a theory on chicks that like jerks if a dude treats a chick bad i think she would feel like she did something wrong and try to ammend the situation. thats just a thought. Also some females may have self esteem issues and not think they could get better. And a lot of guys that say certain females like only bad guys are dorks that arent either a good looking b liked by many females or c doesnt know how to approach a female and if he did wouldnt know what to say. Practice makes perfect the most a chick could say is no. Move on. lol
amyksmith76 Posts: 601 Joined: 2005/07/26	2008/03/13, 04:46 PM I used to like jerks because I am competitive and like a challenge and liked to try to be the one girl to tame that bad boy. Finally gave up on that and married a nice guy. I won't comment on the other topic although I'm feeling like Charlie above. My tongue is itching, my ears are blowing smoke, my eyes are tearing but I WILL not comment no matter how HARD it may be. DOH! Sorry.
corless319 Posts: 118 Joined: 2008/03/07	2008/03/13, 05:04 PM long story short your stuck with what ya got unless you want to pay to get surgery.
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2008/03/16, 09:09 PM Why do men refer to women as "female". That is so tacky.
	2008/03/16, 09:16 PM ?? there were only two choices KC. 50% chance so I took a shot. -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats Charlie
amyksmith76 Posts: 601 Joined: 2005/07/26	2008/03/17, 02:37 PM It is so tacky KC. I agree. I guess it could be worse, they could refer to all women as "beotches". lol
	2008/03/17, 02:46 PM ok so what do we call them? -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats Charlie
amyksmith76 Posts: 601 Joined: 2005/07/26	2008/03/17, 04:41 PM Charlie, I answered this in the "female discussion forum" (see this is an example of good use of the word female). It depends on the context in which you use the term "female". When you said "effulent ain't packing anything since she's a female" is ok. You were using this in the medical context. In other words, because she is a female person, she does not have a penis. This is ok. What was disrespectful was Corless (sorry Corless) talking about treating females nice, then referred to them as chicks later in the email. Now, I'm not offended, but am just agreeing with KC. Maybe not the most respectful way to address women.
	2008/03/17, 04:44 PM Corless was a klingon in the old Star Trek. What do you expect? -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats Charlie
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2008/03/17, 04:49 PM No charlie that was Kayless -------------- FOR MY WIFE: Her little ring was a little thing but it was all that i could afford now shes mine all mine till the day i die and i never wanted nothing more 7707mutt@freetrainers.com
amyksmith76 Posts: 601 Joined: 2005/07/26	2008/03/17, 04:51 PM That's my cue to back out of the male discussion forum when y'all start talking Star Trek. May the force be with you, or something.
	2008/03/17, 04:53 PM You may be right Mutt, was corless his dog? -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats Charlie
momwithattitude Posts: 51 Joined: 2008/03/11	2008/03/17, 04:58 PM LMAO.........Guys are much more worried about the "size" than most women. And I stress the word "WOMEN". Little girls are still into the badboy bs. After they get burned enough times they'll grow up and think differently :big_smile: ============ Quoting from fryer91: Grab base, squeeze, pull & twist gently...If that doesn't work; watch wife or girlfriend do toe touches or stretch hamstrings; this should enlarge it..I prefer the second option of course...Max-OT is best with a partner! =============
momwithattitude Posts: 51 Joined: 2008/03/11	2008/03/17, 05:00 PM Actually no. You can be built like a horse but don't know what you're doing? Then what's the point.........spend lots of time alone and be in love with Rosey. ============ Quoting from jdelts: Thats what the nice girls say so they don't hurt guys' feelings...oh geez, I'm terrible. =============
momwithattitude Posts: 51 Joined: 2008/03/11	2008/03/17, 05:09 PM Explain why that is tacky. We are female. :cool: ============ Quoting from KC_72: Why do men refer to women as "female". That is so tacky. =============
	2008/03/17, 05:16 PM We were both wrong...Kahless the Unforgettable was the one. Kor was the klingon I was thinking about from the "Errand of Mercy" episode. Thx Mom. I thought so too. -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats Charlie
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2008/03/17, 06:54 PM No and it was a name of a Family high in the Klingon Council that framed Worfs father and caused his family to be disgraced. -------------- FOR MY WIFE: Her little ring was a little thing but it was all that i could afford now shes mine all mine till the day i die and i never wanted nothing more 7707mutt@freetrainers.com
amyksmith76 Posts: 601 Joined: 2005/07/26	2008/03/17, 07:19 PM Oh my god. Nerd alert!
	2008/03/17, 07:43 PM Do your research Mutt. He was kind of like a klingon Abe Lincoln. -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats Charlie
	2008/03/17, 07:43 PM http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kahless
BILL06 Posts: 755 Joined: 2006/08/08	2008/03/17, 09:11 PM Hmmmmm from enlarging the dingaling to star trek, how'd that happen ? :surprised: -------------- How do you feel? That is the question But I forget.. you dont expect an easy answer When something like a soul becomes Initialized and folded up like paper dolls and little notes You cant expect a bit of hope So while youre outside looking in Describing what you see Remember what youre staring at is me. ---------- Get busy living or get busy dying. Bill
	2008/03/17, 11:16 PM I'll post Star Trek stuff in all Steve's posts if he drags this one back up again. :angry: -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats Charlie
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2008/03/18, 07:47 AM DUh thanks Charlie! You are right..... -------------- FOR MY WIFE: Her little ring was a little thing but it was all that i could afford now shes mine all mine till the day i die and i never wanted nothing more 7707mutt@freetrainers.com
amyksmith76 Posts: 601 Joined: 2005/07/26	2008/03/18, 01:07 PM Charlie, I think you should totally do that! That would be hilarious! Especially in the injury forum. When someone asks Steve a serious question about an injury you can reply and tell them to visit the planet vulcan and the dwarfs (whatever you called them) can help them. It'd be fun to watch all the newbies go "WTF is wrong with this guy?"
wrestler125 Posts: 4,619 Joined: 2004/01/27	2008/03/18, 02:10 PM ============ Quoting from charlie826: Again Wrestler, thanks. ============= hahahah. I already apologized to Aaron for this. -------------- SQUAT MORE ~Jesse Marunde Blood Guts Sweat Chalk
	2008/03/18, 02:14 PM Live long and prosper.:big_smile: -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats Charlie
	2008/03/18, 01:39 PM I would Amy but female err lady vulcan dwarfs are sensitive because they have to use a step stool to perform the mind meld. It's very politically incorrect to bring up their short comings. I've already pissed off half the members of the human contingent. Do I really need to bring the wrath of vulcan down on myself? Again Wrestler, thanks. And Mom, delts and fryer haven't posted in 3 years. Responding to them is kind of like talking to yourself...which is probably better than playing with yourself. I only bring this up because that's probably how Aron got the idea to start this post in the first place.:big_smile: -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats Charlie
amyksmith76 Posts: 601 Joined: 2005/07/26	2008/03/18, 02:14 PM lady vulcan dwarfs.... lmao. This is the most fun I've had since Steve said that he was going to eat a gallon of ice cream in another thread. Now THAT I would like to see.
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2008/03/19, 10:28 AM Yes Amy nailed it. It is all in the context. The useage of the word female.
	2008/03/19, 11:16 AM Ok, I just won't use the word 'female' and I'm pretty sure "damn female" is out of the question. -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats Charlie
wrestler125 Posts: 4,619 Joined: 2004/01/27	2008/03/19, 03:36 PM Last year at work I downed a gallon of milk in 54 minutes when someone bet me it was impossible to do in under an hour. Ice cream might take a bit longer, but I'm sure I could do it. ============ Quoting from amyksmith76: lady vulcan dwarfs.... lmao. This is the most fun I've had since Steve said that he was going to eat a gallon of ice cream in another thread. Now THAT I would like to see. ============= -------------- SQUAT MORE ~Jesse Marunde Blood Guts Sweat Chalk
amyksmith76 Posts: 601 Joined: 2005/07/26	2008/03/20, 02:15 PM lol Charlie. Steve, I don't for a second doubt that you COULD eat a gallon of ice cream. There are just some people, you know..... I just have a hard time picturing you at the gym pounding out weights for 2 hours to go home, put on sweats and curl up with a gallon of Hagendaas watching Oprah or something. lol The mental picture just sent me over the edge. lol
	2008/03/20, 03:03 PM I neglected to clarify that I have one exception and that would be Amy, my friend to whom I lovingly refer to as Miss Bitch...mam. -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats Charlie
wrestler125 Posts: 4,619 Joined: 2004/01/27	2008/03/20, 03:07 PM God no Amy, I never watch Oprah (at least since it started coming on at the same time as "america's next super top model").
amyksmith76 Posts: 601 Joined: 2005/07/26	2008/03/20, 06:24 PM lol. At least it doesn't interfere with Dr. Phil. That would be a massive tragedy!
amyksmith76 Posts: 601 Joined: 2005/07/26	2008/03/20, 06:25 PM And Charlie, you promised never to tell anyone that! You know you are only allowed to call me that when I when I wear leather!
	2008/03/20, 06:29 PM I DIDN'T...I was talking about Simmer. But you sure blew it. Don't mention anything else.:angry: -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats Charlie
amyksmith76 Posts: 601 Joined: 2005/07/26	2008/03/20, 08:55 PM :(
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2008/03/21, 08:02 AM Nobody wins in a Dairy Challenge, Steve... http://pop.youtube.com/watch?v=ChGcfHieqqs&feature=related ============ Quoting from wrestler125: Last year at work I downed a gallon of milk in 54 minutes when someone bet me it was impossible to do in under an hour. Ice cream might take a bit longer, but I'm sure I could do it. =============
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2008/03/21, 01:01 PM sooo... the penis is STILL on top of the mens forum. this is amazing.
	2008/03/21, 08:24 PM this thread delivers...aaron got some quality threads... :)
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2008/03/24, 04:45 PM how do i make mine smaller :cool:
	2008/03/24, 06:13 PM A pin up picture of Hillary Clinton? -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats Charlie
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2008/03/25, 01:55 PM woah woah woah! i dont want it to fall off.
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2008/03/30, 03:36 PM im sure a micropenis, or a crazy small chode would give minimal satifaction for everyone involved!
dardvl1991 Posts: 11 Joined: 2008/05/12	2008/05/15, 04:30 PM Effalunt is right most women could care less about size, we'd rather have respect. If you care so much how big it is, why are you that self concious, women like men who are proud of what they've got not evnying what other guys do. Honestly you cant change it (women know that! thats why we dont care) anyways Just dont worry about it, cause seriously if a woman cares then there not worth your time, move on!!!!!!!!!!! anyways just forget it and think about something else! -------------- \\"Lifes Tough Get A Helmet!\\" quote made famous by- Me ~~~~~~~~~~~¢¾~The Blonde Female Wrestler~¢¾

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