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Mutt running for President of USA!

7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2003/07/03, 11:45 AM I would like to announce that I am going to seek a term in the White House! My platform is a health platform. No longer will you my brother and sisters be a minortiy. I pledge to you if you support me to pass laws requireing employeers to offer gyms and gym memberships to all employees. I will make it a crime to not wipe sweat off a bench. Also included in the Sweat wiping bill will be a no cell phone in the gym clause. I promise to make lean meats and steaks avaiable to all free of charge. I will see to it that lunch hours are extended for exercise and that I will ban the "birthday cake" syndrome. If you do not want the cake you do not have to feel gulity anylonger! I promise that those that make fun of your lifting will have to clean toliets at the local prisons until they can see the light. If you give me you vote I will see to it that all gyms everywhere play the proper music!.. No longer will Dion, Spears and others of the ilk be heard in gyms all over the USA. I willmake cable channels offer a Bodybuilding channel. I will also make retail stores all across America carry the proper sized clothing for us. And finally I will make Arnold's Bday a national hoilday during all will be required to squat and deadlift! Thank you for your time and support!!!!! -------------- If you can still itch your nose after arm day, go do another set wussie!!!!
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2003/07/03, 11:52 AM (GRIN) -------------- If you can still itch your nose after arm day, go do another set wussie!!!!
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2003/07/03, 12:43 PM ...any cabinet positions available?... TSMD
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2003/07/03, 12:49 PM But of course i will need lots of help!!! -------------- If you can still itch your nose after arm day, go do another set wussie!!!!
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2003/07/03, 12:50 PM I will need a chief of food, minster of dafence, and you can be the Mover of River Rocks! -------------- If you can still itch your nose after arm day, go do another set wussie!!!!
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2003/07/03, 12:56 PM Well, at least it is a field where I have some expeience. Not too glamorous sounding, though, you know, Secretary of this, or Chief Executive of That... "Mover of River Rocks." Oh well, I guess fitness, like shoveling river rocks (and politics), can sometimes be very unglamorous! Lead on, Commander! TSMD PS - Remember, the word "politics" comes from the Latin "POLY" meaning "many", and "TICS" meaning "blood sucking parasites".
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2003/07/03, 12:58 PM LOL you could be named to "Wader of BS" where you will have to actually talk to real politicans in dc me I plan on moving the capital to my hometown Olean NY, and "real" politicans are not allowed...... -------------- If you can still itch your nose after arm day, go do another set wussie!!!!
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2003/07/03, 12:59 PM And in order to determine who is VP we will have a deadlift-curl-squat competion male/female what ever the best numbers win...... -------------- If you can still itch your nose after arm day, go do another set wussie!!!!
I_Am-aZon Posts: 893 Joined: 2003/02/18	2003/07/03, 02:41 PM LOL @ Mutt. You get my vote - but since I am in Canada you had best run for Prime Minister to! Could you also include in your platform that restaurants be required to have whey protein drinks on the menu? LOL
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2003/07/03, 02:42 PM Ok I will add that to my platform and by the way I will be taking over Canada as well. I figure that mergeing would work better for us both!!!! -------------- If you can still itch your nose after arm day, go do another set wussie!!!!
padua Posts: 219 Joined: 2003/02/17	2003/07/03, 04:01 PM Mutt you have my vote....you got my vote on the first sentence..............COOL>>>>>>>>>> ;)
padua Posts: 219 Joined: 2003/02/17	2003/07/03, 04:08 PM you have that right about Bush jr. bhardy
azredhead57 Posts: 1,651 Joined: 2003/04/11	2003/07/04, 04:38 AM You've got my vote too, Mutt! You bring up a lot of great points. Now how do we get you the nomination? -------------- ~Victoria~ ...There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.--Beverly Sills
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2003/07/04, 09:28 AM Can we outlaw smoking at the beach, too? You've got my vote! Especially if you can make the retail stores carry some jeans that are small in the waist but have room for killer quads!!! -------------- Challenge + Consistency = Results
JessicaR Posts: 467 Joined: 2002/08/12	2003/07/04, 11:03 AM Mutt, ROFL, you've got my vote; it was the birthday cake clause that sealed the deal!
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2003/07/04, 01:28 PM Ok so lets make a list of what want to accomplish. I say outlaw smoking altogether. Cell phones are banned except in case of dire need! -------------- If you can still itch your nose after arm day, go do another set wussie!!!!
tarab21 Posts: 508 Joined: 2003/03/31	2003/07/04, 01:41 PM What about protein shake fountains at the gym? Now that'd be cool.
JessicaR Posts: 467 Joined: 2002/08/12	2003/07/04, 11:40 PM Here's a novel idea - serve the grilled chicken and fish at restaurants WITHOUT the blob of butter, horesradish mayo, or jack cheese plopped on top! Serve it on the side, or better yet make it an optional add ON so I don't have to feel like I'm p*ssing the server off every time I order salad, no cheese, dressing on the side, grilled veggies, no butter please, and chicken, can you please leave the horesradish sauce off please? And then half the time they leave the sauce on anyway and I have to send it back, count it as my cheat meal, or scrape it and leave it on the side of the plate. Can we work on that one, Mutt? :)
tarab21 Posts: 508 Joined: 2003/03/31	2003/07/04, 11:46 PM good one jessica. I second that idea.
azredhead57 Posts: 1,651 Joined: 2003/04/11	2003/07/05, 04:01 AM I second asimmer's idea. Even heavy I had a small waist and jeans were a real problem! -------------- ~Victoria~ ...There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.--Beverly Sills
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2003/07/05, 07:06 AM Ok Quad friendly Jeans, shorts and whatever else. No extra nasty sauces on food. Anything else. In stead of going to war we have powerelifting contests! -------------- If you can still itch your nose after arm day, go do another set wussie!!!!