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What NOT to eat.

inv3rt Posts: 67 Joined: 2003/07/28	2003/08/28, 01:25 PM I was SCARED out of my mind when I read this. It was sent to me as a humor article, and I thought I'd share. Take a look. X_x;; *warning* PG-13 for language content, nothing else. http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/
rockandorroll Posts: 65 Joined: 2003/05/22	2003/08/28, 03:55 PM That article is hilarious! The scary thing is that someone out there had that for breakfast this morning!
oh_rob Posts: 29 Joined: 2003/11/26	2003/12/14, 10:28 PM HAHAHA WOW!! That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!!!! "GOOD THING THERE IS HUNGRY MAN. WITH MORE OF THE GREAT FOODS MEN LOVE. HUNGRY-MAN SATISFIES THE BIGGEST APPETITES" LMAO!!!!
Jdelts Posts: 1,218 Joined: 2003/10/19	2003/12/14, 11:22 PM Wow! just wow! -------------- If you joined the powers of TSMD and 7707Mutt, it would equal that of a freight train!
MikeCan Posts: 91 Joined: 2003/12/04	2003/12/15, 06:11 PM I almost threw up in the middle of the article. I have never seen nutritional facts like that before. Just think there are plenty of people who will eat this. -------------- Mike
INTRUDER Posts: 642 Joined: 2002/06/27	2003/12/17, 06:01 PM good weight gainer -------------- "Get everthing you want--just make a little change now"
	2003/12/19, 02:29 PM I'm skipping my ab workout today. They hurt from laughing so hard. My tear ducts got a workout too laughing till I cried. Great post in3vert. Made my day. -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
hollygcat23 Posts: 2 Joined: 2003/12/28	2004/01/28, 02:51 PM I really don't think that it is a good idea for any company to market their food by how much it weighs! Let alone the fact that Swanson has to be honest about their nutritional facts and they are scary enough. I hope that the person who considers this a good purchase flips over the box, reads the horror story on the back, and then returns it to its frozen burial ground. The article was hysterical in3vert! Great job.
hiphopboi0001 Posts: 1 Joined: 2004/02/28	2004/02/28, 10:06 PM that is sum of the nastiest $^^^ I've ever seen! Dear god! 64 grams of fat! you might as well just kill yourself after eating that!
Ogun Posts: 559 Joined: 2002/08/11	2004/02/29, 01:24 AM Un Fluckin Believable! I count my calories. If one forgot to count and ate this first, he'd be challenged to correctly identify how many fingers he had on his left hand--that much sodium would fry a 6-ton porch slug. And whatever the sodium didn't get, the cholesterol would. This dish will likely be responsible for the first ever instant-cholesterol-death. Yep, "He was healthy when he nuked it, ate the meal, blood became of a slightly thicker consistency than clay, down he went." Frankly, the only thing I loved more than what the author wrote was how he wrote. Splendid. Are you even reading my middle sentences, or horse crane folly folk widdle ball? In the end, this man tells about 100 stories at once. I'll attempt to list some, because he deserves the attention. 1. Cats are funny as hell 2. Hungry Man Breakfasts are absolutely dangerous 3. People not only ignore nutrition labels, but they may ignore certain parts of articles about dangerous breakfast meals. 4. Cockroaches are occasionally hunted by feline fleetsters. 5. PopTarts really DO look healthy by comparison. 6. The author's exaggerations were not too, too bad. I found them palatable. 7. The food industry could give a jolly flick about your diet, unless they make money specifically because of it. 8. One can feel emotions for animals killed to make an unpleasant meal. 9. I will never, ever, eat one of these things. Praise be, and good find inv3rt :big_smile::laugh: -------------- --There are no versions of the truth.-- Jeff Goldblum, Jurassic Park II
mmaibohm Posts: 1,621 Joined: 2003/09/30	2004/02/29, 04:36 AM Was that add for real? I needed angioplasty just reading the label lol. -------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it is gone past me I will turn to see fear's path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain
vikingchild Posts: 143 Joined: 2004/02/18	2004/02/29, 04:57 AM that actually seemed like a good ole' breakfeast my grandma made for me when i was younger and in alabama.lol to think i ate like that hell 5lbs of potatoes fried seemed normal for a family breakfeast -------------- Dave "lost viking seeking Valhalla"