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My wife gave me a pedicure....

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hecdarec
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2004/07/26, 10:05 AM
Does that make me gay? I am struggling with my sexuality because of this pedicure. Could this be the reason why I am now wearing womens clothing and having cyber sex with a guy named Frank?

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2004/07/26, 10:51 AM
The pedicure is absolutely not the thing that makes you gay. Give my best to Frank and welcome back. :cool:

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Charlie
hecdarec
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2004/07/26, 10:59 AM
Glad to be back. Now if only I could find my way to the gym.

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davisp
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2004/07/26, 12:18 PM
Wouldn't the gym mess up your pedicure? Welcome back hec. :dumbbell:

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davisp
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2004/07/26, 12:18 PM
Geez it was heck trying to post that. My internet at work sucks!

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padua
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2004/07/26, 12:46 PM
the pedicure has nothing to do with sexuality, many men keep up with themselves just as much as women do ..hope you find who you truly want to be
2004/07/26, 12:57 PM
:big_smile::big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:

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Charlie
the_cupcake
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2004/07/26, 01:50 PM
hahahaha....man..I want to see hec's post to that. Welcome back hec. what's the color of your nail polish? I think pink would look great with your complexion.

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dfly411
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2004/07/26, 02:30 PM
Taking care of your feet whether male or female is a matter of health and not appearance.

hecdarec
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2004/07/26, 02:41 PM
Only gay men keep up with themselves. I vow that I will never get another pedicure again. I refuse to be gay. Call me Queen for a day.

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dfly411
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2004/07/26, 03:19 PM
Can I expect you to stop showering and brushing your teeth as well? Perhaps I should brace for you to wear the same thing for the rest of your life since shopping for clothing is also a feminine characteristic?
hecdarec
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2004/07/26, 03:22 PM
Yes. I am going all man baby/ Somebody pass me a wrench, I feel an oil change coming on.

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2004/07/26, 03:26 PM
This post continues to make my day.

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dfly411
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2004/07/26, 03:30 PM
I thought your theory was that the only tool you needed in your life was a pair of vice grips?
2004/07/26, 03:32 PM
My wife says I AM a tool.

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Charlie
hecdarec
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2004/07/26, 04:15 PM
Vice grips are the king of all tools. I have changed a car battery with vice grips.

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2004/07/26, 04:30 PM
My personal choice for the ultimate tool kit would include that, duct tape and the proverbial BMFH.

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Charlie
goodoldtex
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2004/07/26, 04:57 PM
duct tape makes everything better.
goodoldtex
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2004/07/26, 04:57 PM
I also find wd40 to be useful.

Oh, and if you can't Duc it...f*ck it.
2004/07/26, 04:58 PM
AKA Alabama chrome.

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Charlie
davisp
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2004/07/26, 05:02 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: !!

Alright.. time to go home. Enough work!

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fsdsk
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2004/07/26, 05:19 PM
I can see it now, your wife playing "This little piggy" with you little toesies. I bet you giggled like a little girl. :laugh:

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livers20
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2004/07/27, 04:00 PM
I won't judge you on a pedicure but if you ever let her give you a bikini waxing...:big_smile:

Oh and the women's clothes thing is a little wierd.

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Lance
jonathanweaver
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2004/07/27, 05:04 PM
Hec, you know they have makeup tattoos, right? If you don't want another pedicure, you could get them permanently tattooed. You may need to wear flip-flops for a few days after that, but hey... :big_smile:

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Pritchard
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2004/08/01, 02:44 PM
now its out in the open hec, will you stop sending me ims telling me that we would be good for eachother?

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The curse of the poo foot!!!

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hecdarec
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2004/08/02, 10:38 AM
Stop shunning me Pritchard.

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livers20
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2004/08/02, 01:22 PM
Pritchard,

This has already been out in the open. Didn't you see the post where Hec said I was hot? If not see below:

http://www.freetrainers.com/FT/jsp/Message.jsp?f_ix=0&t_ix=5065

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Lance
senseless
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2004/08/05, 07:12 PM
It only makes you gay if:

A) You were disappointed that you hadn't discovered this sooner.

or

B) You cut the tops off of the toes of your training shoes to show off your toenails at the gym.

Or, I guess,

C) You are sexually attracted to men.

livers20
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2004/08/10, 11:33 AM
Now your getting body wraps?

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Lance
phimugirl1
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2004/08/10, 08:00 PM
How did you do it Hec? It meant that you actually had to have your feet fondled by dfly to get the pedicure performed!! :)
dfly411
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2004/08/11, 02:23 PM
Hector, will you please tell these people that you liked the pedicure? Oh, and Lance? He is my husband, therefore, he is my toy and that entitles me to do anything that I want to him! :big_smile:
livers20
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2004/08/11, 02:48 PM
Which in turn entitles us to give him $hit:big_smile::big_smile:

That's alright Hec I've had a manicure done before. Fiance' at the time(now wife) made me get one down for wedding pictures.

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Lance
2004/08/11, 02:52 PM
Lance, you got married barefooted?? I wanna move there.

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Charlie
jonathanweaver
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2004/08/11, 03:15 PM
Um... Lance said "Manicure", not "Pedicure". A manicure is on your fingers/nails.

I thought the same thing when I first read it. :cool:

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Lance, you got married barefooted?? I wanna move there.


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Jonathan
2004/08/11, 03:22 PM
I'm still practicing my reading Jonathan. I'll get it right eventually.:surprised:

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Charlie
livers20
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2004/08/11, 03:37 PM
If would have gotten married where we really would have like'd to we would have been barefoot. On the beach of Florida during sunset.

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Lance
2004/08/11, 03:50 PM
My friends from West Virginia do it all the time.

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Charlie
livers20
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2004/08/11, 04:00 PM
Getting married barefoot on the beach?...All the time?:surprised: Confused

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Lance
2004/08/11, 04:03 PM
No, barefoot.

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Charlie
hecdarec
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2004/08/11, 04:21 PM
I loved the pedicure, except for the part where she had to touch my feet.

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fsdsk
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2004/08/13, 05:25 AM
you are so gay :laugh:
hecdarec
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2004/08/13, 12:53 PM
So that means I have a chance with you?

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arondaballer
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2004/08/13, 12:57 PM
No hec, he's mine

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fsdsk
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2004/08/14, 09:20 AM
Charlie's going to kill me.....
Pritchard
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2004/08/18, 12:07 PM
after seeing this im gonna put a request for a gay/campman forum.

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dfly411
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2004/08/18, 12:47 PM
What exactly is a campman?
Pritchard
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2004/08/18, 12:53 PM
a man who is camp

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fsdsk
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2004/08/18, 03:54 PM
huh?
arondaballer
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2004/08/21, 03:07 PM
I dunno either, maybe camp means fruity?

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"Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work." H. L. Hunt

arondaballer
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2004/08/21, 03:07 PM
or metrosexual lol

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I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious.
--Vince Lombardi
"Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work." H. L. Hunt

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