Back in the Saddle

Group: General Diet & Nutrition

Created: 2011/12/31, Members: 399, Messages: 16719

With such a topic so broad we truly try to cover the basics from all angles in this group. Nothing too big or too small. Nutrition is as significant if not more as exercise is to reaching your goals so learn all you can.

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dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/06/07, 07:46 AM Hold it right there smarty pants...I told you to get a "slice" of chocolate pie, not a whole one. And, I do believe my reply was, "crap". Do not attempt to make these people believe that my playful badgering of your choice to get nothing was a big deal. The competitiveness in this house on every level is unbelieveable. :big_smile:

dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/06/07, 07:20 AM Well, more like hanging sideways off of it with my head dragging on the ground...but I'm there.:big_smile: I have no caffine in my coffee this morning. I have made a vow punishable by death to be at the gym by 3:00 today. I WILL eat every couple of hours today if I have to do it dodging bullets. I have forced my children to eat the Tasty Cake that my evil husband bought me last night for breakfast so that it may not tempt me when I get home. I WILL BE lighter and stronger soon. Happy trails, Julienne
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/06/07, 07:24 AM Okay there's a visual. He bought you a Tasty Cake? He really is evil. Thank goodness for the children. I can't really advocate the no caffine thing, better start taking Advil or something to ward off the headache that's coming. Hang in there and do your best to have a good day! -------------- Anni ******* Hard work must have killed somebody
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/06/07, 07:32 AM Well, I asked him to...for my ceremonial goodbye to such foods that have slipped back into my diet over the past month....but he bought me TWO of them. Loving gesture or sabbotage? LOL I have been weaning off the caffine for a couple of days, so hopefully I will elude the headache!!
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/06/07, 07:40 AM Evil husband? Apparently my wife suffers from amnesia. She sent me to the grocery store yesterday. As I was leaving to go to the store she tells me that she wants me to pick her up a chocolate merangue pie. Unfortunately the food lion does not have any chocolate merangue pies, so I get her nothing instead. As I am rushing back to the house, there is a call on the cell phone. It is my evil wife: "I was hoping I would get you while you were at the market, we are out of butter." Me: "Oh, well I am just about home. They didn't have the pie you wanted" Her: "What?!?!?! Well what did you get me instead" Me: "Nothing" Her: "Nothing, why?" Me: "I don't know what the hell you want. Do you want me to go to WAWA and get you a chocolate junior?" Her: "Yes and hurry up, get butter also" So I get her the chocolate junior and now I am evil? Here is evil for you. The other night after we were finished eating dinner, my wife passes out three twinkies at the dinner table, right in front of my face. Knowing that I am going through twinkie withdrawal. That my friends is evil. Not to mention the other night she made me drive her and the kids to the ice cream shop. I asked if I could just smell the ice cream. So I ask you, who is evil? -------------- Would it be classified as overly competitive if I refused to let a 4 year old beat me at chutes and ladders?
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/06/07, 07:53 AM Sorry honey. Does this mean that I will not get laid tonight? -------------- Would it be classified as overly competitive if I refused to let a 4 year old beat me at chutes and ladders?
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/06/07, 07:55 AM Yes.
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/06/07, 08:09 AM Damn. -------------- Would it be classified as overly competitive if I refused to let a 4 year old beat me at chutes and ladders?
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/06/07, 08:11 AM Tough love... -------------- Anni ******* Hard work must have killed somebody
princesslodgey Posts: 1,748 Joined: 2004/02/21	2004/06/07, 08:39 AM Calling Jdelts : *EMERGENCY -Please send your expert advice stat*
Datdanigirl Posts: 452 Joined: 2004/02/11	2004/06/07, 09:21 AM LOL.. for some reason I am picturing you two taking turns on the computer, writing back and forth at each other.. -------------- : ] ~Danielle The deepest rivers flow with the least sound.
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/06/07, 09:23 AM That would be funny datdani. -------------- Would it be classified as overly competitive if I refused to let a 4 year old beat me at chutes and ladders?
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/06/07, 07:03 PM I am happy to report that I accomplished everthing I set out to do today. (Now, where is that little piece of Tasty Cake I saw the boys wrap up in a napkin this morning!?!?!?)
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2004/06/08, 08:52 PM Kick his twinkie-lovin' a**, dfly!!!!! And stay away from whatever a chocolate WAWA is, sounds awful. Dr Phil would be upset that your children have to pay the ultimate price (eating the tasty cake. By the way, is that the same kind of cake that made Alice grow or shrink or something in Wonderland?) I think maybe dfly and hecdarec are two personalities in the same sick body....argueing online with themself, themselves, each other, hisself..damn, I can't figure it out. -------------- If you fall down seven times, get up eight.
david_s81 Posts: 543 Joined: 2004/04/09	2004/06/09, 01:42 AM :laugh::laugh: have you ever seen Adaptation?? Screenwriter Hec, vs. single swinger dfly... tasty cake vs. healthy... twinkie vs. gym time. -------------- A broken clock is right twice a day
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/06/09, 06:47 AM I was going to kick his ass asimmer, but...damn....he just looks sooooo good in my clothes and I couldn't bring myself to do it. :laugh: A Chocolate Junior is a delicious morsel of yellow cake with chocolate icing, and can be purchased at the local WaWa store....the only thing it shrinks is will power and the only thing it grows is fat cells. Dr. Phil IS a twinkie.