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bigandrew Posts: 5,146 Joined: 2002/10/21	2004/08/23, 04:30 PM A bill has been paid late, but your gym dues have ALWAYS been on time! If after a shower, you pose and flex cause you like how the water makes you glisten. If your really and XL but wear a L. IF instead of a first aid kit in your car, you have a cooler/box witht the following: baggies full of whey, multi's, creatine and a chicken breast sandwhich. IF you had a funy smell in your car, and you found it was a shaker with 2 week old dry milk in it.( I have done that) IF soem one has been in your car, and found your "emergency protein mixes, and thought you was on drugs. IF you gym knows your 1st and last name, and your sign in number. IF you have ever looked at an object, and said" bet I could pick that up by myself" IF you carry 10 bags to your car instead of using a buggy, and do shrugs ro curls to your car. any more fell free to add on -------------- if you kick a tiger in the @$$ , you then have to descide what to do with the teath end. any guy can hold a girl by the hand, but only the select few can hold her by her feet!
pimple Posts: 490 Joined: 2003/07/08	2004/08/23, 05:41 PM lol... if you laugh at kids who use every muscle fiber in the human body, just to bench 100Lbs... if you have two sets of every piece of clothing you own -- one L and the other XXL... -------------- :: http://www.mvhsbreakers.com ::
big_goof Posts: 31 Joined: 2004/08/17	2004/08/23, 08:49 PM Hey! I am offended. Just because we are skinny and can lift only slightly more than 100lb does NOT mean we are a kid. It just means we have spent way too much time in front of this damn machine called a computer. I can't believe that a "pimple" just insulted me! Granted, I do have an ointment that will get rid of pimples!
big_goof Posts: 31 Joined: 2004/08/17	2004/08/23, 08:55 PM Message deleted by moderator due to unsuitable content for this board.
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/08/23, 09:36 PM Big_Goof if you can't contribute positive comments please don't post. I know you will understand.:big_smile: -------------- "A will finds a way, failure is not an option" Ivan carivan@freetrainers.com Montreal Canada
pimple Posts: 490 Joined: 2003/07/08	2004/08/23, 11:01 PM whoa, take it easy, man... sorry if i offended you, i didn't mean it like that... really, nobody cares if somebody can lift a broom stick, or an olympic-size bar with multiple plates on each side... it's all about doing it right, and for the right reasons... what i was talking about on my previous post was the group of kids that gather around a weight bench, trying to get some attention... i'm sure you've seen someone do that... they load the bar with what they think is SO MUCH weight, and try lifting it so people watching them will think they're cool or something... this kind of thing really bothers some people, but most lifters i know just have a laugh when this happens... again, i didn't direct my words to you or anyone else who can't bench the world... and i'm sorry i offended you... this is another thing that bothers me, and that's when somebody makes fun of somebody else for not being able to lift however much weight they think is a respectable weight... bleh, whatever... -------------- :: http://www.mvhsbreakers.com ::
davisp Posts: 313 Joined: 2002/10/26	2004/08/23, 11:37 PM pimple, It was very "big" of you to apologize, but you really did not need to considering the topic of this thread :). big_goof probably realizes by now that there was no reason to get offended by a simple joke :). Awesome "head" spinning by the way :cool:. Not sure I could do that. Probably would break my neck! -------------- Seeking out motivation does not motivate you to seek out results. - Paul Post mark - AugustWW - Post mark
big_goof Posts: 31 Joined: 2004/08/17	2004/08/24, 12:46 AM Sorry guys, I thought I had expressed the fact that I was just kidding.
big_goof Posts: 31 Joined: 2004/08/17	2004/08/24, 12:52 AM but, that expression was deleted. Actually, I was out with a friend of mine having a fews beers. Maybe I hit too hard. You didn't offend me. Sorry!
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/24, 06:32 AM if your eating and go back for seconds, and then thirds when you start cutting the sleeves off of your old tshirts and sweaters and then still wear them you take every opportuntity to look at your big bad reflection: car windows, shop windows, mirrors -------------- but i was right.... A.D.F.
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/08/24, 07:51 AM when you sit on the toilet for 30 minutes forcing a rock out. -------------- You can cover up the flaws on your body, but there is no hiding a flawed personality.
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/08/24, 10:17 AM whoa, working the glutes a little too hard I'd say. :laugh:
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2004/08/24, 11:12 AM Your favorite character in 50 First Dates was Sean Astin's. You didn't think that Sean Astin's character in 50 First Dates was a loser. :big_smile: :love::dumbbell::love: If the phrase "No Way!" is referring to the need to hit the local Nutritional Supplements store. If you can count by 45's. 45, 90, 135, 180, . . . (Computer Geeks count exponentially - 1,2,4,8,16,32,64,126,256,512,1024, . . .) My personal favorite: If you go to McDonald's and order a 20 piece, new, all-white Chicken Nuggets and ask them to hold the breading. And a large water with that, please. -------------- I will never grow up, just old. Jonathan
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2004/08/24, 11:17 AM You aren't afraid to look at the Olympic Gymnasts and say, "Wow! Look at his/her body!" You say, "Wow! I want his/her body!" and don't mean it sexually. You can name more than three muscles in any part of your body. You warm up with 5 minutes of cardio before sex. -------------- I will never grow up, just old. Jonathan
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/24, 03:21 PM hec... a rock?! you are on some hardcore diet. -------------- but i was right.... A.D.F.
bigandrew Posts: 5,146 Joined: 2002/10/21	2004/08/24, 07:32 PM IF you have ever gotten a sandwich, maybe several, staked all the meat together, and ate that, and threw the buns away. IF you can look at any item, and guess within 30 calories or so, the content of fat, carbs and protein. -------------- if you kick a tiger in the @$$ , you then have to descide what to do with the teath end. any guy can hold a girl by the hand, but only the select few can hold her by her feet!
bigandrew Posts: 5,146 Joined: 2002/10/21	2004/08/24, 08:05 PM if your going on vacation, and realize that you look puffy, and "diet" on vacation, so you can look "cut" on the beach. -------------- if you kick a tiger in the @$$ , you then have to descide what to do with the teath end. any guy can hold a girl by the hand, but only the select few can hold her by her feet!
bigandrew Posts: 5,146 Joined: 2002/10/21	2004/08/24, 08:05 PM if your going on vacation, and realize that you look puffy, and "diet" on vacation, so you can look "cut" on the beach. -------------- if you kick a tiger in the @$$ , you then have to descide what to do with the teath end. any guy can hold a girl by the hand, but only the select few can hold her by her feet!
the_cupcake Posts: 348 Joined: 2004/06/16	2004/08/25, 02:17 PM a. if your shelf is looking like you have a franchise from GNC or healthy options. b. if people start staying away from you during meals because you can literally count how many calories they're eating, what it's going to do to them now and what the possibilities their helath has in store for them in the future. c. you've checked out every possible angle imaginable just to see if you're a$$ is as nice and tight as it should be. d. you're a guy and you see absolutely nothing wrong with seeing guys all nice and almost nekkid walking on a ramp. -------------- There is no pain. There will BE no pain. Now for the love of god...put the donut...DOWN!!! -cupcake-
	2004/08/25, 02:18 PM I love it when you say nekkid cupcake.:big_smile: -------------- Dances with Buffalos Charlie
the_cupcake Posts: 348 Joined: 2004/06/16	2004/08/25, 04:09 PM lol charlie, I do believe that word was supposed to be spelled that way :big_smile: I can't imagine a better state of being..besides... nekkid people are happy...and if we are all seeking happiness, then we should all get nekkid! Take that logic gods! -------------- There is no pain. There will BE no pain. Now for the love of god...put the donut...DOWN!!! -cupcake-
Anvil565 Posts: 11 Joined: 2004/07/12	2004/08/25, 06:46 PM When you take a huge tupperware full of food and a protien drink with you to work every morning, when people that used to pick on you in high school now act nice towards you (hehe i love that one), (used to be 5'4 120lbs now 5'5 180lbs :)
asallot Posts: 37 Joined: 2004/08/25	2004/08/28, 09:12 AM "you have to replace your GNC card atleast 4 times a year because the barcode gets warn off" -------------- \"Wife, the hardest job in the Army\"
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/28, 09:25 AM nekkid, nekkid, nekkid, we should get a live webcam chat on this site.:laugh: -------------- guns dont kill people, rappers do call the police, woo woo woo. stay dumb, you know it makes no sense. A.D.F.
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/28, 09:55 AM and also i agree johnathon, those gymnasts bodies are awesome, male and female. no im not fruity before you eventhink about saying it. also i was watching the syncronised diving, and there was a japanese diver called Wang. -------------- guns dont kill people, rappers do call the police, woo woo woo. stay dumb, you know it makes no sense. This site is best viewed on a monitor connected to a computer. A.D.F.
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/09/02, 12:45 PM and also also: when i just drank 2 litres of milk because i looked on the lable and saw it had 80g of protein, i regret it now.:surprised: -------------- guns dont kill people, rappers do call the police, woo woo woo. stay dumb, you know it makes no sense. This site is best viewed on a monitor connected to a computer. A.D.F.
parko03 Posts: 156 Joined: 2004/01/28	2004/09/03, 12:18 PM When you purchase 20 cans of tuna a week(because you can't stand protein shakes) and you DON"T own a cat! -------------- It is no fun to be normal!!!
the_cupcake Posts: 348 Joined: 2004/06/16	2004/09/03, 12:23 PM -when a person you lightly tap with your hand says..."OUCH!! why'd you slap me like that for?!?!" -when you're lazy as hell at home doing chores, you're a girl and you've calluses on your palms and your fingers. -when guys' voices fail or they squeak when coming onto you in a bar, and they suddenly see that your tris& bi's are more cut than theirs. -------------- There is no pain. There will BE no pain. Now for the love of god...put the donut...DOWN!!! -cupcake-
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2004/09/03, 12:35 PM When you go buy a new digital camera with video capabilities JUST so you can take it to the gym to make show-off videos. When you start taking pics of YOURSELF without a shirt on. When others start looking at pics of YOU without a shirt on. When you read bigger books just cuz you like the way it feels to curl the book up to eye level. -------------- I will never grow up, just old. Jonathan
KageanRage Posts: 78 Joined: 2002/11/29	2004/09/06, 01:00 AM when your cravings for more protein lead you to combine tuna with milk in a blender and attempt to drink the results
roger23 Posts: 58 Joined: 2004/05/15	2004/09/06, 03:38 PM -when you have to do 30 pushups before going out with a girl or to a party(with a tight shirt of course), just to feel and "look" more pumped
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2004/09/07, 10:14 AM When you would actually conider Tunabutter Surprise (Tuna and Natural Peanut Butter) for a snack. -------------- I will never grow up, just old. Jonathan
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/09/07, 02:28 PM :surprised: that sounds like lovely
Pensfan Posts: 484 Joined: 2008/03/14	2008/04/25, 03:57 PM when you flex in public just so people will look. and you dont even act like you are doing it. when you will choose a food that tastes bad over a food that tastes good for a couple extra grams of protein when you salivate over the protein. (ive actually done all three)