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Group: General Fitness & Exercise

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Various general exercise related discussions. Find out what it takes to reach your fitness goals through daily effective exercise. With so many options we try to find out what works best.

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fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/07/09, 12:45 PM My wife ran off with the garbage man... I say my wife ran off with the garbage man... Well I don't neeeeed that woman ... But Who's gonna empty my can? Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge... I'm trying not to lose my head.....:cool: I was working out, bailin' some hay. My son came out and announced he's gay. I kicked the dogs and fed the hogs. Went to the sink to drain the clogs. Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge... I'm trying not to lose my head.....:angry: came home the other mornin' caught the two of you alone... But you said he was a nudist who came in to use the phone Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge... I'm trying not to lose my head.....:cool: Last night the night before, the nudist showed back up at my door. Went downstairs to let him in. He hit me on the head with a Rollin pin. Rollin pin, Rollin pin, made of brass Kept me spinnin on my azz. I went upstairs to go to bed Slipped on a sheet pile, fell on my head. Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge... I'm trying not to lose my head..... :angry: Well I come from Alabama mama and I got this banjo on my knee you know I love to pick this banjo but why's the whole wide world wanna pick on me?? Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge... I'm trying not to lose my head.....:cool:

	2004/07/09, 12:48 PM We rehearse tonight. Thanks guys -------------- Foolish consistancies are the hobgoblins of small minds. Charlie
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2004/07/09, 12:52 PM And when you release the album, we become professional, published songwriters! SWEET!!! And to think that Weird Al turned down my lyrics. LOL Oh, wait! I never actually mailed them off. Oops! Hope the group likes the lyrics. Good luck! -------------- I will never grow up, just old. Jonathan
	2004/07/09, 12:53 PM Actualy Clapton's joining us tonight. Don't need Al. -------------- Foolish consistancies are the hobgoblins of small minds. Charlie
kaiaw Posts: 79 Joined: 2004/05/12	2004/07/09, 03:36 PM I just read this thread. You guys are too funny!! And yes, now I'm afraid i have r-e-s-p-e-c-t in my head. and also wondering when the nudist is gonna show up at my door! thanks for the laughs guys!
the_cupcake Posts: 348 Joined: 2004/06/16	2004/07/09, 03:48 PM man...I leave this forum after a couple of hours and look at this giggle I know kaiaw...I still have that song in my head..:surprised: -------------- The best victories are won not by adversity and brute force. Learn the enemy and overcome it. -cupcake-
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2004/07/13, 02:57 PM Charlie, How did the song go over with the group? -------------- I will never grow up, just old. Jonathan
	2004/07/13, 02:59 PM Total hit. Clapton freaked ...made noises about recording it. -------------- Foolish consistancies are the hobgoblins of small minds. Charlie
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2004/07/14, 10:51 AM Great! Glad they liked it. LOL -------------- I will never grow up, just old. Jonathan

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