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2004/04/07, 03:53 PM
Bush and bin laden desided to settle the war once and for all with a dog fight...
Each one had 5 years to breed the meanest and badest dog, and whom ever won, wil be the victor and the war would be over. Concedering the many lives lost Bush agreed.
It took bin Laden 5 years, to cross breed a pit ball, Wolf, timber wolf, doberman, and great dane together, to have a super mean ass- pissed off dog. It had to have 3 in steel bars to contain it, and had to be feed a live cattle
a day.
When the fight day cam, Bush saw the dog and said, "wow" what a dog", and Bin lAden said" hope you ready to go pakcing and get yoru amercian ass outta here. The bushes dog came it, it was a 13ft long weiner dog......Bin Laden just laughed, then the fight started, and the weiner dog to one bite, and swolled the dog whole!
Bin laden was dumbfounded, he asked how did he do it? Hwo could that dog won? I breed that dog for 5 years?
Bush said " well it took Michael jacksons surgens 5 years to get that crocodile to look like a weiner dog"!
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