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2004/02/05, 11:29 AM
Heres A lil what if sotry I thoguht of.........
Good day mates welcome to the show, today we will be going to a uncharted territory very few man care to go .....its not the congo, or alaska, nor the congo....its the weight room, lets go see what "animals" we can find!
Wow !st off we see is a bench press-poolis, this are weird looking creatures, with a very large upper body, ussly the lower appendages are covered by a cloth of some sort,must be a ritual of some kind. No one has every seen a bench press-foolis's lower apendages.....maybe one day soem will, but there is a "cousin" or relative to it .....we think anyways.
The sissy squatis.....these we see do show the lower appendages, however do very large amounts on the squat rack, but only seem to move 2 ins, we don;t knwo if this is some sort of adapataion or what. Notice hwo they walk as if they have done somthing and brag to other animalsvery intresting.
Next as we travel over here.....oh look whats this( points to floor) its a white substance.( tastes it) PEW! tastes like chalk, hmmmmmmm i think it is chaulk, what animal coudl this be... well we will see if we can find it.
Over here we see a pack of think-its they- swollis's this cretures are always in 3 or more, and usually come in and do one or twomovements and then seem to disapear. their markings are very unusual, very very tight shirts, or some wear no sleavs, whiel others only have strings holdingt he shirt on. Notice hwo they have a " cobra walk" they puff out to be more intimidating and tense every muscle in the upper body.............soem we see actually wear many layers to apear bigger...intresting animal huh?
* sniff sniff* hm intresing smell.......oh look its the skunkus smelly-nuss........notice the hair gel and that oder, this aniaml seems to get prettied up, to come and sweat/? Intresting huh......ntocie its a solitary creature, the smells seems to turn away other animals.
next we venture over to the cardio equipment, wow whats this( points to a bar on a rack) look we see this same white powder on the bar, as we saw on the floor, but look the bar is bent, wow this is an amazing animal can't wait to find it. But on to the cardio equipment.....( face turns green) look here folks we see the spand-x- asaurus, this very large and round creature, wears somthing that apears to be skin that shows every curve and protrusion and roll on the body..........i'm sorry i must live for my eyes are burning.
As we venture by the watering hole we see another intresting creature...........the talkitis cellphone-itius, this very rude crature seems to be talking into a tool of some sort in his hand blocking the water hole, the line of aniamals behind it seem to be getting aggiatated. Notice these characters seem to never sweat, or get sweaty, somtimes they don;t even change clothes to come to the weight room, some wear khakies, or a polo to work out in.
look at this rack here..........theres no 45's on it at all........thsi thing can hold up to 8 45s on it at a time, al the other ones are fille dup except this one, and LOOK! we find this chaulky substance on the weight rack...............hmmmmmmm intresting could the creature that left the chaulk on the floor, that bent the bar, that took the 45s off this rack be the one and same animal?
guess we will have to find out next time......when the CROC HUNTER GOES TO THE FREE WEIGHT AREA!
be watching folks croc hunter 2 will be coming out soon........that is if you all liekd the 1st one lol hope you enjoyed and I got a laugh outta you
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---andrew.......adversity causes some to break, but others to break records!
LEAVE YOUR EGO AT THE DOOR!!
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2004/02/05, 11:35 AM
haha that was cute
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2004/02/05, 12:51 PM
LOL that was nice Andrew!!!!!!
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2004/02/05, 11:14 PM
guess not many people liked my story, maybe i offened some of the people lol
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---andrew.......adversity causes some to break, but others to break records!
LEAVE YOUR EGO AT THE DOOR!!
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2004/02/08, 02:16 PM
welcome back folks to the croc hunter show, lets go see if we can find are mystery animal.
wow you here that sounds like a elaphant! Lok its aloudse grunt-its, this creature screams as he works out, and cauing everyone to stop what they are doing to look and see if someone is hurt. Makes me wish i had my gun to put him out of his messiery.
Next we don't see, but see the tracks of a.. pick up- your shit-ise, this animal you never see, but you see where he's been because he doesn't put his weights back on the rack. And you have to clean up after him so you can work out. Mysterious aniaml........look we se the chaulk trail again..........and look over there theres are animal we have been tracking for days.
Notice the caulk covered hands, the powerful shoulders, look it even has musclear legs, this has to be the very very rare.........hordcore-us lifter-ness. These animals work out many times a week, with out overdoing it, they use or have used every machine in here. They are gald to help out others. Tehy are usually charicerized by wearing head phones, really sweaty caulk or lifting straps, maybe a brace or two on the knees or elbows. Many years have built there bodies big and strong, they are always eating and eating healthy, somtimes they actually eat whiel they work out..............but there is a sad part to this......very few live now a days, in days of big egos and cockyness, most don't ever get to this point in the "evolution" of weight lifters most start out as a benchpress afoolis but never grow and get better......hopfully more of the hardcore-us will come out of hiding.
now my question for you guys......hopfully we are all hardcor-us lifteris cause with out us, we will be overpopulated by the "other" species and that give weight traning and bad name..........see ya and hope ya like
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---andrew.......adversity causes some to break, but others to break records!
LEAVE YOUR EGO AT THE DOOR!!
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2004/02/08, 05:12 PM
What about the who-the-hell-is-that-staring-at-me-and-writing-on-a-pad-of-papertus? No offense to you Andrew but over that last month I've been seeing more and more useless stuff posted here. Maybe there should be a "Humour (or your best attempt at it)" forum.
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2004/02/08, 05:13 PM
If I could get past all of the typos I would probably read it.
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Hec da Rec in full effect.
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2004/02/08, 08:00 PM
no offense taken csferrie, but sometimes the best medicine is a good laugh, so sorry if I tried to cheer someone up a lil
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---andrew.......adversity causes some to break, but others to break records!
LEAVE YOUR EGO AT THE DOOR!!
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2004/02/09, 03:36 AM
Andrew, honestly I hadn't read this because I thought it was really about the Croc hunter. I really thought it was hilarious so at least you cheered me up. :)
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2004/02/09, 07:52 AM
I think it is funny.
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2004/02/09, 12:39 PM
Great stuff Andrew, you sure are hilarious!!!!!
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2005/07/12, 10:42 AM
Bigandrew, don't ever do that again.
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2005/07/14, 09:22 PM
I've been away for a while - have to say "I love it!" BA!!
Well done.
You're a hoot.
Nothing like a good laugh.
:big_smile:
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2005/07/15, 12:36 AM
i liked it
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