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gym behaviour

Pritchard
Pritchard
Posts: 1,212
Joined: 2004/03/02
United Kingdom
2004/10/15, 03:45 PM
the hottest girl in the town asked me to get her fit, and join the gym together, i coudnt turn this deal down, because shes hot, and funny and awww, shes hot. but anyways, i need to know some rules because i am obviously an idiot, and i dont want her, or anybody else to know. post any pointers on etiquet, etc.
ps. also on the spelling of etiquet.

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hecdarec
hecdarec
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Joined: 2003/12/16
United States
2004/10/15, 03:59 PM
You probably paid for her membership too? Okay here is my top ten list of proper etiquette when working out with a hot girl.

1) Wear spandex and keep an erection during the whole session.
2) When you spot her lean up really close against her and tell her that it helps to improve balance.
3) Lift really heavy weight and demand that she do the same as you.
4) Tell her that wearing really slutty clothes is good for morale.
5) Flatulate often, she will think it is manly.
6) Insist that she only work chest
7) Scream really loud when doing abs
8) When she completes a set, get really excited and lift her up and spin her around, then smack her on the ass
9) Tell her that sex immediately after a workout is a good fatburner
10) Yell really loud at other people if it even appears that they are looking at her. (shows her you will defend her honor)

Let me know if I can be of further assistance.

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Carivan
Carivan
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Joined: 2002/01/20
Canada
2004/10/15, 06:01 PM
I did all that and she married me! it works pritchard.

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Ivan
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Montreal Canada
Anni313
Anni313
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Joined: 2004/03/04
United States
2004/10/15, 08:21 PM
Tsk, tsk, tsk....

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dfly411
dfly411
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United States
2004/10/15, 08:28 PM
Well, it doesn't work for everybody. :(
Carivan
Carivan
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Joined: 2002/01/20
Canada
2004/10/15, 10:00 PM
I'm sure it will work for pritchard!
Pritchard
Pritchard
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Joined: 2004/03/02
United Kingdom
2004/10/16, 10:09 AM
oh thanks hec, very helpful. and by the way im not paying for her to join, its too damn expensive. i might try 1,8, and 9.

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arondaballer
arondaballer
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Joined: 2003/06/14
United States
2004/10/16, 11:51 PM
Hec, that's hilarious

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boost1
boost1
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Joined: 2003/08/30
United States
2004/10/17, 03:01 AM
LMAO @ HEC
DX14AG
DX14AG
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Joined: 2004/07/22
United States
2004/10/20, 08:31 PM
lol that was pretty good Hec
porphyria
porphyria
Posts: 106
Joined: 2004/04/24
United States
2004/10/24, 02:55 PM
Hec <3 :cool: