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Question...Sorry to offend anyone....

goldengloves
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2004/04/23, 11:42 AM
Ok read no further if you dont wish to read the word "genitals"....Ok you are reading because that is curiousity kicking in!

Well anyways since I have been lifting my legs have increased in size *duh* My thighs were around 21" now they are around 22 1/2" to 23"....Well When I wear pants or do certain workouts where my legs are close together or just sitting in a chair wearing jeans. Im really uncomfortable down their!!!!.....Other than wearing no pants at all anyone know any solutions to help this?????.....It just irritates me to the point it drives me nuts...I thought about cutting up and losing some more weight to hopefully cure this problem....Irritating I say just irritating!
2004/04/23, 11:58 AM
GG, I feel your pain. There is a surgical procedure that is effective. Take a look at lorenabobbit.com:big_smile:

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Charlie
TRad
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2004/04/23, 12:01 PM
Charlie, you are the best poster on this site!
Always a joy reading them.
hecdarec
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2004/04/23, 01:03 PM
GG I have the same damn problem. It is worse when I am driving. Charlie I am going to look into that thanks!

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DanielJLove
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2004/04/23, 01:08 PM
Unfortunately that site only demonstrates how to get rid of one of the problems not all three.
goldengloves
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2004/04/23, 04:46 PM
hec-Good thing im not the only one with this problem....Driving is another thing I dont like either. I usually just kick the seat back and spread my legs out (small car though not much room).....

Bigger thighs isnt to good for the appearance either....Never a win/win situation let me tell you guys!

Charlie-You Rock! Made me laugh lol
Anni313
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2004/04/23, 05:01 PM
(Anni whispers) Umm... Charlie? What is he talking about?



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2004/04/23, 05:08 PM
Anni, sometimes the male equipment gets in the way. All manner of things from stickiness to tight quarters to improper handling can make the boys ride through life in that damp dark place very uncomfortable.

Wear an egg in the panties for a few days and you'll get the idea. Great question though. Welcome to FT!!!!!!:big_smile:

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Charlie
Anni313
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2004/04/23, 05:17 PM
Oh my.

I'm not sure what "it" might get in the way of, but it sounds like a good place for a light dusting of powder, perhaps corn starch.



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2004/04/23, 05:37 PM
You must be a fun date Anni. Are you listening GG??? This lady could probably teach you some real neat tricks.

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Charlie
CristalBelle
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2004/04/23, 05:43 PM
BABY POWDER & VASELINE!!! Prevents chaffing and makes things easier to manuver!! :big_smile:
Jdelts
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2004/04/23, 06:52 PM
You guys got to stop wearing the nut-huggers and rock some loose gear instead. I hate it when you sit down really fast and sit on your sack. :(

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goldengloves
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2004/04/23, 07:02 PM
<---Levi's silver tab "loose" wide leg!....Ouch Jdelts I've had that one to many times what is worse is when you are laying or sitting for a while (like in class) and you stand up and it is caught between your legs *ouch* now thats a yanker for your wanker!

davidov
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2004/04/23, 08:06 PM
Yes!! I feel your pain. I've got pretty big legs. What I do is I buy pants that are a little too wide on my waist (usefull for bulking cycles too). Most importantly though is that I buy stretchy boxers that are 6 inches too big for my waist. This gives my fellas lots more room down there. Try "Protege" boxers, they're my favourite.

Bag that problem, or it'll drive you nuts.

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dfly411
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2004/04/23, 09:15 PM
If I were in possession of "equipment" like that I would loose my mind. I honestly don't know how you guys can walk around with those things hanging there. I'd be grabbing and shifting so much that one would think I'd caught a bad case of sabor-tooth-crotch-crickets.
:surprised:
goldengloves
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2004/04/23, 09:35 PM
davidov-Are they protected boxers or just regular ones like shorts???....I've always been against "protection" boxers as they seem to tight for my big legs....
csferrie
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2004/04/23, 09:57 PM
You think you have a problem:

http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=balls_are_huge
goldengloves
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2004/04/23, 10:19 PM
I created that webpage....

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Quoting from csferrie:

You think you have a problem:

http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=balls_are_huge
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2004/04/23, 10:21 PM


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Quoting from csferrie:

You think you have a problem:

http://www.maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=balls_are_huge
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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
:laugh:

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davidov
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2004/04/23, 11:11 PM
Just regular cotton boxers golden. I can't stand those boxer/brief hybrids. Why even wear boxers?

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davidov
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2004/04/23, 11:11 PM
Just regular cotton boxers golden. I can't stand those boxer/brief hybrids. Why even wear boxers?

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goldengloves
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2004/04/23, 11:18 PM
I will have to check into those....

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Quoting from davidov:

Just regular cotton boxers golden. I can't stand those boxer/brief hybrids. Why even wear boxers?


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goodoldtex
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2004/04/24, 03:54 AM
nothin hurts worse than pinchin a twin when ya sit. We feel your pain bro.

As a former catcher, nothing is worse than having a cup get shifted too....right before getting hit with the baseball
Taurie
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2004/04/24, 09:40 PM
:laugh::laugh:

I'm drawing a blank........
parko03
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2004/04/25, 10:26 AM
I will add that my husband has rather large "twins" and beccause of that he always wears boxers or just a type of shorts. And we also have a stock of baby powder on hand too, for hot days or whatever.:cool:

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parko03
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2004/04/25, 10:29 AM
I will also add that he is 100% cowboy. But this cowboy never wears tight jeans....Now I know why:)

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bigandrew
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2004/05/03, 11:10 AM
Boxer brifs ar enice keep everything in place......cheering in front of games is annoying cause i have 32in quads, and we wear polyester pants.....one thing they are hot as hell, and cause of my big legs, they kinda form fitting more so than I prefere. And when your standing their in front of a 1000 or so people, you have to "hang" tight tell you go to the bathrrom room or locker room to , grab, scratch or adjust lol......but when I switched to boxer briefs....theres not as many problems or you could go with tighty whities

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hecdarec
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2004/05/03, 11:15 AM
I feel bad for my brother, put it this way: his nickname is "the brain" and it is not because he is smart.

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Jdelts
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2004/05/03, 11:37 PM
Quite possibly one of the funniest posts on here.

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I feel bad for my brother, put it this way: his nickname is "the brain" and it is not because he is smart.


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Woodie
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2004/05/04, 03:53 PM
Alot of this sounds like bragging:laugh:

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aztekpb
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2004/05/25, 12:45 PM
hey all this is my first post on this board. but it was funny that me and my wife were talking about this last night. my legs are about 28 1/2 inches right now and i have a huge problem with my genitals and them getting smashed while wearing pants. i have resided myself to the fact i can not wear jeans that are even remotely tight. i have to buy pants 2 sizes bigger as it is to fit my legs and ass into. my wife says it's cause of my big butt. but at least i know i am not alone in my comfort woes
xanadude13
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2004/05/26, 03:15 PM
I don't get how anyone can wear boxers! And I hate seeing the guys who obviously are going around adjusting themselves all the time like some macho crap. Maybe I'd get used to them, but all that bouncing around just gets me excited.

I'd say get some shorts with a "pouch", then everything is staying where it should and not gettin' squished (as long as you have room in your pants, so get the baggy fit)

bigandrew
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2004/05/26, 03:20 PM
Well I dunno about you all but I liek to free ball......especially on squat days, cause when you see "somthing" ... you know your parallel lol

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goodoldtex
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2004/05/27, 12:28 AM
i love freeballin...except whilst working out. and the downside to freeballin is no elastic waist band to tuck 'it' up into when he gets happy wants to play.
tommygunns13
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2004/06/04, 04:30 PM
when i do cardio or play hockey i wear compression shorts helps the groin out and also keeps the legs from chaffing together, and also keeps the boys tucked away.
neiltilley
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2004/06/07, 07:58 AM
so correct me where i'm wrong? so you've trained your legs to 23''thighs- your balls ache anyway and your trousers itch when you sit down... How old are you as this happened to me and still does since puberty! I thought all men ached, itched and wore overtight jeans.

I have a 23 1/2'' thigh so maybe you are buying a poor cut of cloth? I like my Levis best- My old arse looks like a young pert bum in them and my legs have definition through the jeans- everyone knows I'm a christian and not a jew!

However quickly I sit down, I am unable to get any pain at all. I've even tried dressing to the opposite side! Please help by telling me what brand I need to buy to get this erogeonus feeling?