I need someone to come here and take these jelly belly jelly beans away from me! I was at the grocery store picking up my usual (whole wheat bread, lots and lots of tuna, chicken and turkey breast... etc.) when I saw a shelf display.... 3 LBS OF JELLY BELLY FOR $6!
I have to tell you my weakness is jelly beans. Now I can't keep myself from eating the things! I bought 18 lbs of them!
So someone come take them from me, or chop off my hands..... I need to stop eating them! It is ruining my diet!
well I would take them away from you but that would mean I would have to eat them for you and I've worked much to hard to mess that up.
Now someone come take the darn icecream out of my freezer.