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I am overweight or obese
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Hope only the goose is getting fat!

thepoohguy
thepoohguy
Posts: 114
Joined: 2006/09/26
United States
2006/12/13, 11:45 AM
Okay so yes I've tried fad diets. And although I do not support one, the best one that ever worked for me as South Beach. Which a lot of people on this site seem to perscribe to, with some tweaking.

I say all of that to say this. I used to post on the SBD forum at Prevention.com, and here is one of my former posts. We were writing holiday songs for South Beach and I thought this was funny, so I'm reposting it here.

It's the least wonderful time of the year
How holiday feedings
and tons of food eatings
Adds pounds to my rear
It's the least wonderful time of the year.

It's the fat fatiest season of all
With all of those cookies
and parties we're booking
My shape's BUTTERBALL!
It's the fat fatiest season of all

There'll be pounds for the shedding
This season I'm dreading
And keeping me from potatos
There'll be scary GAIN stories
with non of the glories
When how in Phase 1 the weight goes!

It's the least wonderful time of the year
With the holiday dinners
I'm not getting thinner
Just look at my REAR!
It's the least wonderful time of the year

There'll be pounds for the shedding
This season I'm dreading
And keeping me from potatos
There'll be scary GAIN stories
with non of the glories
When how in Phase 1 the weight goes... The weight Goes(key change)

It's the least wonderful time of the year
With the pies I'll be baking
And the weight loss I'm faking
Oh Well there's NEXT YEAR!
It's the least wonderful time
It's the least wonderful time
It's the least wonderful time..... Of the year!:laugh:

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90 lbs. to lose - Yes this changed down 10 lbs!