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The REAL story of the 3 bears...

KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/10/04, 10:59 AM Baby bear comes down stairs and sits in her little chair,she looks into her porridge bowl and says in a squeaky little voice "who's been eating my porridge!!".Daddy bear comes downstairs and sits in his big chair and looks into his big empty bowl and says in a loud grumble"who's been eating MY porridge!!".Mommy bear puts her head through the serving hatch in the kitchen and says"How many times do I have to go through this with you...it was mommy bear who got up first,it was mommy bear who woke everyone in the house,it was mommy bear who made the coffee,it was mommy bear who unloaded the dinner dishes from the dish washer and put them away,it was mommy bear who went out in the cold morning to fetch the paper,it was mommy bear who cleaned the damn cat box,fed the dogs and gave them all fresh water,it was mommy bear who set the friggin table,and now that you've decided to drag your butts downstairs and grace mommy bears kitchen with your grumpy presence listen good, 'cause I'm only sayin this one more time!! I HAVEN'T MADE THE F#*^ING PORRIDGE YET!!!! When I read this this morning I thought it was hysterical!!!!! -------------- Never take life to seriously,nobody gets out alive anyway.
CristalBelle Posts: 1,389 Joined: 2003/06/27	2006/10/04, 11:54 AM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....I feel like that sometimes. Like Monday. I told my husband he was in charge of dinner cause I had laundry to do. He looked around the kitchen, started to cry because he didn't know how to make anything out of what we have, and then ordered pizza. :laugh:
Skyb Posts: 36 Joined: 2006/10/03	2006/10/05, 01:56 PM i know that feeling thats my everyday life
frnchfry81 Posts: 301 Joined: 2006/12/02	2007/01/06, 04:30 PM That is freakin hilarious I know its old post but That is so funny
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2007/01/07, 09:49 PM I still think this is so dam funny.... -------------- \\"If you had one shot...or one opportunity to seize all you ever wanted...in one moment...would you capture it...or just let it slip\\" eminem
sstump1 Posts: 1,227 Joined: 2005/03/20	2007/01/08, 09:01 AM Bah...I'm the cook around my house...and if anyone complains they go hungry.
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2007/01/08, 09:05 AM well...this is true...when the kids complain about dinner...which has been alot lately... I tell them " then starve " they say I'm mean...go figure. -------------- \\"If you had one shot...or one opportunity to seize all you ever wanted...in one moment...would you capture it...or just let it slip\\" eminem
conan_0822 Posts: 441 Joined: 2006/11/23	2007/01/15, 11:26 AM My 6 year-old daughter is a picky eater. Unlike my wife I have found the secret. I either make up "cool" names for whatever we are eating or I chop the stuff she "says" she doesn't like so small she can't see it :)
jaytori129 Posts: 657 Joined: 2006/11/14	2007/01/15, 02:33 PM I think this story is hilarious but mine has the father bear in the kitchen not the mother bear lol And As for kids, they dont like it they starve hey they say obesity starts in childhood I am just tryign to stop it from happening lol...sry I know thats bad but hey you dont get a pop tart cuz you dont like your burger -------------- Jason Fox 6'1" 380lbs Weight Goal 300 by april 2007, 365 11/14, 12/7/06-358
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2007/01/15, 02:39 PM This true...but my husband and I have different veiws on this...he wants them to eat everything..I let them eat what they want...if they're still hungry they get something after...there is very little junk in the house so they cant get in to much trouble.My daughter has taken to chitter chattering with him...asking about his day...how she would like to go play golf with him on the weekend..gets him started..then she walks her plate to the trash..and hes so busy chatting with his lovely daughter...he forgets to check her plate..my husband hasnt caught on yet...I just let her do her thing.. kids are so funny... -------------- "But more than anything, more than anything, My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to, Your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small, You never need to carry more than you can hold" My Wish Rascall Flats I sing this song to my kids...but I realized..it works for yall too....